Plus Twos (Plus 2s)

Plus Twos (2s) are the slang name for breast implants. The term “Plus Two (2s)” has 2 meanings, 1) the implants usually result in an increase of 2 cup sizes, 2) the women who receive Plus 2s technically and typically though not always, would be rated by their male counter parts as being 2 points higher on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale.

Dude, I saw Tara at the club on Friday, she dropped 10 pounds and got a set of Plus Twos (Plus 2s) now she is a 7 instead of a 5 and I would do her after a 6 pack.

My boyfriend dumped me for a chick with Plus Twos (Plus 2s) I think it may be time to make an appointment for a set.

by DTM92663 May 29, 2008

plums

the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag

I'd love to get my gums around your plums!

by Ho! July 23, 2006

Tongue my plums

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

by Cama February 9, 2005

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006

times infinity plus one

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.

-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

by Word101 April 8, 2009

Plubsterbating

The act of shitting in ones hand, and then using said shit as lubrication for the act of masturbating.

"Oh shit I ran out of lube, what should I do?"
"Just practice the art of plubsterbating!"

by Rodney Beuford March 20, 2010

pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan January 8, 2008