plosh

combination of splash and plop

The egg ploshed on to the pan

by Juicy Australia October 24, 2015

plop a few pounds

When you need to drop a few pounds by having a big dump.
This happens when you've:
1) Just had a big meal
2) Been constipated and need to let one rip
3) Been out all night and don't trust public toilets

John: Ahh man I was out all night and the public toilets were disgusting so when I got home I had to plop a few pounds.

Mat: Dude that's disgusting !!

by g-fortress March 27, 2009

plop

The sound your shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

"I was taking a huge shit and the plops were so loud"

by coco2001h April 29, 2020

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by Telephony March 7, 2016

Plobs

(ex.) Compound expression for "please, obviously," for those of us too lazy to say both.

AKA:

PLease, OBviouSly.

"My friend Sean makes one HELL of a drag queen."

"Hah, plobs."

by notmyword! December 25, 2007

Ploppible

Feces the consistency of water that leaks from a clenched anus and dribbles down the thigh. May sting, but this is not a prerequisite.

Mrs Craine had a wicked case of diahorrea. There were ploppible stains all OVER her nightgown!

by nastybeeyotch September 5, 2006

plop a dook

Take a dump, pinch a loaf, go number 2.....

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.

by GoAppState March 11, 2008