Plom

1. The act of throwing a student planner on the table in anger during an RS lesson.
2. The ramblings of McGazza after vandalisation of his student planner.
3. A sexual dance created by the aboriginal Hieednesees of South Africa.
Origin: Word is believed to have been created as the result of a christmas R.S. lesson that went horribly wrong, resulting in the uprising of a Jedi Council House and the uniting of polish and Polish lovers.

Caitlin plommed and Zoe's polish lover was extremely annoyed!

by McGazza December 18, 2009

Ploomer

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.

Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Ploobadoof

The noise made when a large breasted woman undoes her pushup bra and lets her tits fall loose.

She's so top heavy her ploobadoofs measure on the Richter Scale

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

piooma

sales forecasting method "Pulled It Out Of My Ass"

My sales forecast was developed using the Piooma method.

by TallPaul70 May 14, 2015

Plomajin

A rogue hair that fell of your head and into your mouth. Most of the time it is never seen or felt.

I think I just swallowed a plomajin.

by Whit Yolk November 29, 2018

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The Level Of Boredom That Surpasses God

Quandale Dingle: I just typed plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwertyuioplkjhfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzasdfghjklopiuytrewq
Jose: My GOD!
Jamal: YOU HAVE SURPASSED THE BOREDOM LEVEL OF MERE MORTALS
John Cena: I'm proud

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022

plomiuytrewq

a word so boring with a boredom level past qmwleprotiyu, mqlwpeorituy, and polimuytrewq.

Kevin: so bored... i just did plomiuytrewq, and now even TRUE god can't produce any more lives for me.

by KevinTyper November 8, 2022