Platonic Friend

A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.
Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.

Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"



by McDavid53 July 15, 2008
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Platonic sex

Unlike some people who confuse platonic sex with casual sex, platonic sex means sex with someone who you don’t have any sexual attraction to. For example most lesbians in porn are just jacking each other off without actually feeling any sexual pull or attraction. These types of relationships exist in real life too, distinct from a traditional “friends with benefits” because the sexual attraction component is distinctly missing. Platonic sex just involves two friends jacking each other off, without any sexual attraction to each other, like a vibrator but it’s a person. Some straight people would be uncomfortable with this because being sexually close with someone of the same gender disgusts them, or gay people with someone of the opposite gender. However there are many others who experience neither disgust or attraction and can have platonic “sex” with someone of the gender they aren’t attracted to. See also, gay for pay or acting.
P1: Me and Becky jacked each other off last night it was great
P2: oh damn I didn’t know you guys were gay
P1: oh naw we’re both totally straight it’s just platonic sex
P2: isn’t that just the definition of being gay?

P1: no... gay people are actually sexually attracted to each other, Becky and I don’t have chemistry like that we’re just helping each other out
by acebutch July 05, 2020
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platonic boyfriend

someone who is very close to someone, yet is not in a romantic or sexual relationship
A- were such good friends, youre like my platonic boyfriend
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Platonic friendship

Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.
She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.
by StarChaser2637 March 15, 2016
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platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.
Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p
by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 18, 2021
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Platonically-ish

A type of love you feel for a friend that's maybe a little more but neither of you are ready for a commitment.
by MysticalELC March 17, 2022
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platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence
Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear
by Kiikle April 26, 2020
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