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Plantis

A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.

The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
Mom I need to take a fucking plantis open the door!
by tec9chapow June 17, 2019
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Platinum Star

A lesbian who has never even kissed a guy.
Person 1: I heard she's a gold star!
Person 2: I'm pretty sure she's a platinum star, I don't think she's ever kissed a guy.
by goldstarr February 5, 2017
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Platinum Pussy

A woman who's pussy taste & feel so good it's next to Diamonds...
I ain't gonna brag but Me-Me got that platinum pussy,I gotta put her on my team fa real.
by Da_5th January 1, 2008
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Plastiscines

a young French all-woman rock'n'roll band that formed a few years ago. They consist of:

Katty Beanard - vocals + guitar

Marine Neuilly - guitar

Louise Basillein - bass

Anais Vandevywere - drums.

Their sound is based on post-punk and New Wave styles, pretty similar to another great all-woman band from the 80's, the Go-Gos. The singing is done in both English and their native French. Their first album was LP1, which featured the hits "Loser", "Pop In, Pop Out" and the Joan Jett -inspired "Shake". Late last year they released "about love" - it's one of the best albums put out last year. Check them out, they're one terrific export from France.
1. The Plastiscines got their name from "plastiscine", a word found in the lyrics of the psychedelic Beatles hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds". That word itself refers to a glue or cement which is sold in the U.K. and Europe.

2. The Plastiscines are the vanguard of what may well be a revival of rock'n'roll music. For over a decade there has been chumpy boy bands, gangsta (c)rap, American Idol puke pop, phony country, phony punk, phony r & b, stupid airheads who have zero talent who shake their butts (with dancers behind them), lip-syncing to a disc while people gawk in an empty-headed way, and other bullshit. Now here is an all-female rock group that writes and sings their songs and actually plays their own instruments. Yes they are young, cute and French (ooh la la) but they make and perform SONGS. Music is their #1 priority. How about them apples?

3. There's other fresh new bands too - the Danish boy/girl (ala Eurythmics) duo the Ravionettes, Datarock from Norway, the French band Phoenix and the new guitar goddess from Down Under - Orianthi Panagaris - all who are worth hearing. After so many years of musical hell and the "Worst Decade Ever" (the 00's), rock'n'roll and its culture may finally be coming back to life again. I hope so.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 7, 2010
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Smooch Plates

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.
by Puddi.... December 17, 2008
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Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.
In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!
by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010
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Platichode

A group of stubby platypus peniles.
Dude change the channel..I don't need to see any more platichodes today.
by Milkslinger October 28, 2012
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