Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

pinehole

A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.

I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).

by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014

pinto

A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.

i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.

by elliot young April 24, 2006

Pinto

my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended

"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

pinetree

A renewable resource and fodder for the pulpwood industry.

A pinetree falling on a mobile home is a thing of beauty.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

Pinesol

1) n The world's oldest and most classic poison.

2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.

1 - "Did you put Pinesol in my soup? ..Are you sure? My spleen feels funny.."

2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."

by blickery August 5, 2008

Sila Maria Pinto

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009