Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
Get the Poor Pinch mug.Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008
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To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the pussy pinch mug.An imaginary store like a Goodwill where hand-me-down items can be bought so for so cheap, it's like the proprietor of the business is giving the stuff away. The phrase is used by school kids in L.A. to make fun of the possessions of poorer students, who may wear used or non name brand clothing and shoes. This may be attributed to parents who could not afford to buy nice shoes and/or apparel for their children.
by David R. July 11, 2006
Get the poncho's give-away mug.Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
by bingobastard March 28, 2009
Get the pinch a loaf mug.When an asshole of a drug dealer buys weed, and resells it for the same price, but pinches some weed from the bag for himself and not telling the buyer. Therefore, accumilating weed for free.
by whatwhat113 March 30, 2009
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