Pievert

A person that seductively stares at pies and fantasizes

I was in the grocery store and saw a Pievert hanging out in the bakery

by Kezalex July 26, 2021

Pilfer

To steal items belonging to others, like a grubby little thief.

Tyler came to my home and pilfered my butter mints!

by Haze_Jake December 7, 2021

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Pilfer Pirate 🦜

A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.

Pilfer Pirate 🦜 stole my Girlfriend with gel pins, coloring books, and a quarter gram.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

pilker

SUM1 WHO ENJOYS DRINKING PILK . SIMPLE AS THAT

dat grl’s a tru fuckn pilker….

by jonathandavisfan654 December 23, 2023

pulverization

what i be doin to ma cock on fridays

- "yo bro tf u doing down in that room??????"
- "im experiencing pulverization"

by pixelpeak November 21, 2023