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Acid Trip Flip Phone

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.
We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
by jon June 19, 2005
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Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
by Nova009 May 1, 2016
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new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
by suddenvalley January 21, 2016
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cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Phone 5

During a conversation on the phone, it is the act of simulating a "High 5" by pressing '5' on the keypad at the appropriate moment.
Joe: So where did you go with that girl last night?
Moe: Back to my place.
Joe: Brown chicken, brown cow?
Moe: You know it!
Joe: PHONE 5!!!
*Joe presses 5 key*
by EJO86 July 17, 2009
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phone five

Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!

(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)

Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.

Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
by lilygreeneyes August 28, 2007
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