French Press

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

by Lance Throbson April 16, 2007

Pheasant

an insult that baffles your opponent and other people that wouldn’t appreciate being called that but has no physical sense of the definition

You pheasant

by WishPremium November 4, 2019

Pessi is finished

The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.

Pessi is finished
-honest pessi fan

by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021

press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

by RexGibson August 11, 2004

PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.

"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"

by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009

optimistic pessimism

telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed

Optimistic pessimism isn't bad.

by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008

fist press

When a guy puts one fist in a woman's vagina and the other in her mouth and proceeds to bench press her.

Ryan fist pressed Becky last night like 13 times!!! Pat was pretty pissed I heard he only got to 9...even with all of his steroids...

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007