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Pervert

Term used by people who are hypocrites because were all "perverts". We all crave sex, but some crave it more than others and these people are called perverts but still theyre hypocrites because they crave sex too. People who say this term are usually too immature to handle sex.
Idiot: Hey whats up?

Normal Person: Looking at porn, you wanna watch.

Idiot: OMGee you are such a pervert!

Normal Person: Hey smartass we all get horny, its just natural.
by I'm smart as the day is long October 11, 2009
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pervert

1. A guy who acts out with the kind of sexual deviant behavior that most other guys only fantasize about.

2. Potentially every guy in the world.
Pervert teacher: (attempting to look up the skirt of one of his female students that is sitting in the front row of his classroom.)

Jen: OMG Ryan! Look at that pervert Mr. Rogers trying to look up Melissa's skirt!

Ryan: YEAH! What a pervert! (While thinking to himself... it's probably a great view... I wish Jen weren't here.)
by crazy88s October 22, 2006
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Pervertigo

The condintion in which an absess amount of pornography is veiwed and/or extreme perversion is active for an extended period of time which results in symptoms such as dizzyness, loss of balance, and nausia.
Jacob M.:Dude, I was watching the Boy's Little League World Championship and got a serious case of pervertigo.

Logan H.: WTF?!? I knew you liked little boys but Jesus man you need help!!!
by SuRpRiSeBuTtSeKs March 27, 2011
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Old School Pervert

1. Basically a pervert but it's a more specific kind of pervert.


2. Best way to describe it is that they are very perverted and don't really care if you think they are disgusting and like being who they are.


3. An Old School Pervert, is good at what he does, he Respects women, and treats them well and makes them Feel Special. He knows how to treat a woman, and makes want to take off their clothes for him.

(Can be a male or female)


4. The Old School Pervert doesn't care if you don't like him or if you don't wanna get naked for him, theres always another target, and he will happily move on and find another. When hes done, it ends amicably and they both go their ways and the Old School Pervert finds himself another Target.

(once again can be male or female)
Bill is the biggest Old School Pervert I've ever met, and yet I love him still.

He's a Old School Pervert like a womanizer but probably worse.

She's loves to flirt with the guys and get them naked, god she's such a Old School Pervert.
by Azlein January 1, 2009
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Pervert

what all 7th grade boys are
Taylor: Bryce is such a pervert

Bryce: So is ur mom in bed

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by JIMMY JOHNSON! April 28, 2009
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urban pervert

a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!
Hi I'm urban pervert i have fun making definitions like penis vagina and custard canon.
by General Asswipe February 3, 2007
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Pervert

A word prudes use to describe the natural fact that men enjoy the way women look.

Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!
Did you see that guy looking at her ass, what a pervert.
by Concerned Citizen 100 March 22, 2009
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