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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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Internet Sex Perverts

Internet Sex Perverts, also called ISP, is a term to refer to online perverts who draw weird shit. Sometimes they draw children, sometimes adults, mostly children, never adults. The term is very broad and can include many people, some people also have their own definition for ISP but it's mostly agreed that people who draw/edit odd pictures, often involving children.
His mother came in only to see what her son had been drawing; she yelled and called him a Internet Sex Perverts
by Boblik November 17, 2018
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pervertess

/noun/
1. a female who practices sexual perversion.
2. /Pathology/. a female affected with perversion.
3. feminine form of pervert.
1. Wow, Tiffany is such an eternal pervertess.
2. "What's a pervertess?" "It's like a pervert, but with -ess added to the end of it. Like a lioness."
3. Like the male pervert, the female pervertess has a very dirty mind, rivaling and sometimes even overtaking her male counterpart.
by LookAtThatAss August 6, 2011
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Sound Pervert

A far better version of eavesdropper. You can also use sound pedophile. It's pretty nice.
Jasmine : Taine is a dick
Oscar: I agree
Paige (butting in): I'm telling him you said that.
Jasmine: Fuck off, sound pervert.
by an absolute ass of things June 13, 2018
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Snapchat Perverts

If you have downloaded Snapchat, watch out for Snapchat perverts. Snapchat perverts are simply older or younger males or females that have nothing to do besides ask for nudes and send pictures and videos. Be careful who you add because while you can have a lot of fun with Snapchat's filters and effects, there are thirsty people out there. Simply block them.
Her: Ew is that a d*ck pic?
Her friend: Gross, a Snapchat Pervert just texted you! I always block Snapchat perverts!!
by Dasha Mikayla July 27, 2020
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perverted

a person who only talks sexual terms constantly, and tries to feel u up and down, left and right, and tries to hook up with boys and girls no matter who they are, ugly or pretty.
Weiny
by abookie November 7, 2003
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Sexual Pervert

A person on myspace who becomes friends with girls and then meets them and rapes them in dark allys.
While driving in the car, a grandmother finds out that her granddaughter went to meet Nick, a guy she met online.

"He could have been a... a sexual... pervert!"
"I think you mean sexual preditor, not sexual pervert, Mimi."
by Andev August 3, 2007
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