Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

Perrine

A titular character from Perrine Monogatari (The Story Of Perrine) where she was a shy person yet being gentle, smart, sweet, kindhearted, naivë, straightforward, diligent, friendly, secretive and beautiful even she was a stubborn 13 year old girl

Perrine is the daughter of Edmond Paindavoiné, who is a rich French man (who was the son of Bilfran Paindavoiné, who owns a textile factory in Maracourt Flixecourt in real-life.) Who doesn't give a shizz on his father that he decided to run away which it ended their argument between Edmond and his own father (In the original novel, Edmond went to India for a jute rope research that he meets his love of his life) and Marie Stevenson Doressany, a British-Indian woman (she meets Edmond in India that the two decided to love each other, the two got married idk if they had ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or not until Marie got pregnant and gave birth to Perrine in Dacca

by LittleMissPerinu20 June 5, 2018

Parkin

When someone has really bad ADHD

Tyler: Yo what’s wrong with Drew.
Will: Oh nothing he just has Parkin.

by Jack_Mehoff123 November 19, 2018

Perrindo

A Perrindo or known by is P-kun has many curvs he has great friends named Kian,Ryan and etc you will find out in the future that he will turn into a portable perry

I took my Perrindo for a walk

by K chan February 4, 2019

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022