perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

Perker

Mark Parker, known famously for his bright red cheeks and inability to satisfy girls sexualy.

I shagged Perkers bird again the other night

by Commie March 27, 2003

perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.

john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!

by michael foolsley January 9, 2010

Perkulate

verb used to cheer one up when said one is being a downer.

"dude, you need to perkulate! You're killing my buzz!"

by Amawali March 4, 2013

Suomi perkele

The words mentally (and physically) disabled Finnish people use when they see their country get mentioned.

-Did you see that, Finland got mentioned?
-Suomi perkele!

by FancyFuck May 29, 2022

Porkel

A snorkel for when the pussy is too wet and drowning becomes a legitimate concern

She was so wet I needed my Porkel to breathe

by Wannaband23 July 14, 2015

Perkele

A very powerful finnins curse word that cannot be translated to any language

It origins from the name of god of thunder (ukko ylijumala) from finnish mythology

Perkele could also mean satan or devil

Ai perkele kun on kovat löylyt

by Jack Smither July 6, 2021