Pernus

A pernus is a mixture of a penis and an anus, it doesn't look very pleasant. It is usually equipped on trans.

Let me see your penis, sorry im trans i only have a pernus

by Truft September 16, 2019

percussion

Usually considered as the people in the band who can't play an instrument or read music. This group is the one that in the definition (band) usually loses their virginity first if they aren't a slob.

Band Kid 1: Who are those people in the back and why are they hitting stuff?
Band Kid 2: The percussion! I just know that without them you suck because you can't stay together with the band.

Band Kid 1: Oh No
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!

by Yomamasmamaishere December 31, 2011

Perjury Trap

The hole between a liar's nose and chin.

If Donald Trump doesn't want to get arrested he shouldn't open his perjury trap.

by mpino September 3, 2018

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

Perusing

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

perushliving

girls who will give blowjobs, handjobs, and will be fingered and eaten-out just for the "experience"

Liv was perushliving with Emitt at the galleria on the bathroom floor.

Ew.

by Suckaaaaa January 26, 2007