Penis

A thing that wobbles around and girls love so much. They want to lick it and put it inside there vagina.

"Omg. His penis is so hot that I wanna swallow it."

by Sexy Gurl that LOOOVES teaa June 14, 2019

Penis

A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!

My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

Penis

Somthin you like to shove up your ass

“That’s a big penis!”

by Sugmanuts420 October 21, 2019

Penis

Penis

Penis

by solidpiss_1247 August 30, 2020

Penis

Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick

“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”

Bro jack that’s ur penis

by Bigdickexpress March 18, 2021

Penis

The world best ever gadget

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis

by Haydn Oates-Stott November 28, 2007

Penis

Man's best friend

'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'

by Bo^gamra December 7, 2003