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Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.
"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"
by ShigShug August 12, 2023
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.
I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.
by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024
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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
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Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.
1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!
by Giangi January 8, 2021
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pound pence

And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.
I watched pound pence on telly.
by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023
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Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.
"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"
by mycooper October 25, 2020
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