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Pencing Them Off

The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.
Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.
by hollimer October 25, 2020
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Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.
"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"
by mycooper October 25, 2020
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Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.
"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."
by burndarker October 7, 2020
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Pence-Pence

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”
by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
by hteb78 January 23, 2024
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Pence Sense

noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.
Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.
by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021
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