patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

patioed

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.

"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."

by Touched By An Uncle May 25, 2012

Patio doors

Vagina

To get to her garden, i opened her patio doors

by Cumdropper March 9, 2016

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016

patiotize

To build a patio.

Instead of building a deck, let's patiotize in the back yard.

by Robbie708 April 26, 2017

Patrosity

The utter smell of cow shit and dead plants. Commonly used in northern Colorado.

That smell is pure patrosity!

by Someone1226 November 15, 2017

Patriosyncrasy

A specific behavior or peculiar way of expressing pride in one's country that is unique to that country; often seen as inferior or comical by other countries.

The patriosyncrasy of mounting flags in the bed of your truck doesn't follow proper flag etiquette.

by Bbbhhg November 5, 2018