Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7
I’m such a pathetic fuckwad
by Mrpenguin662 June 22, 2021
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JETT IS PATHETIC

JETT ALEXANDER IS PATHETIC
JETT IS PATHETIC
by #Jettslander March 15, 2022
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pathetic

Any high school age lame wad that submits another persons name to urban dictionary to be used as some dumbass definition. Usually consists of either love, lust or hate of the individual being named.
Me: i was voting on new words for urban dictionary and what I saw was just pathetic. All you pathetic motherfuckers need to quit using urban dictionary as a means to tell somebody you either like or dislike them

Friend: Yup, that shit is pretty pathetic
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
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Pathetic

a word frequently used by bobitas every time they are having an argument
Mas nakakahiya pa nga ginawa mo. Asking for sympathy? How pathetic.
by hAkd0g September 28, 2019
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pathetic

a person who is pathetic. pathetic as a noun rather than adjective
Joe is mean to people. What a pathetic.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 25, 2022
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