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patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.
"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"
by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009
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parched

a fake word is parched
by anonomis May 8, 2005
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pitched

The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.
Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word.

I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive.

It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry.

I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.
by Irapkp August 26, 2006
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patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!
by Patches-is-the-shit June 22, 2008
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Pathednoid

slang : an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person : an unstylish or socially inept person; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits
The pathednoids in Congress just passed another tax cut for the rich.
by Cameron Crain May 19, 2006
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Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.
"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"
by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014
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Patches O'houlihan

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock
by Dj Lock May 1, 2010
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