passing the cat

An obscure term regarding the smoking of marijuana. This version is typically performed while passing a real cat around. Stuffed cats are also viable when lacking a real one.

"Dude, let's go passing the cat around again."

by stevethevampire October 23, 2014

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Passing the Caramel

Its basically a term for gay sex. Usually used for friend with benefits type situations.

I saw (insert name here) and (insert name here) passing the caramel the other day. Not a pretty sight

by Kerouacloves September 9, 2016

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008

Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011