Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018

Dolly Parton Challenge

A challenge created to show how versatile or multifaceted people can be. The challenge originated from a meme created about about the famous, multitalented, Dolly Parton, showing what her multiple social media profiles would like . Once the meme circled around the internet, it didn’t take long for it to become a challenge. #dollypartonchallenge

“Hey, I didn’t know Brandon had an onlyfans account.”
“How do you know?”
“He used a risqué picture in his # Dolly Parton challenge on Instagram and labeled it (OnlyFans).”
“He’s probably just joking.”

by The regal__kxng January 25, 2020

Dolly Parton Bridge

A bridge in Mobile, AL named the General W.K. Wilson Jr. Bridge, but known to as The Dolly Parton Bridge by locals and others because of it's boob shape.

We just crossed the Dolly Parton Bridge hehehe

by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020

Dolly Parton

Working a shift that is 9 to 5

I have a couple of Dolly Partons to look forward to.

by Stacy Cat October 24, 2020