A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
Get the Palestine mug.Palestine was ruled by Arabs 1000s of years ago but was over taken by the horrible is-not-real (israel) in 1948 since then Israel has been acting like the victim and killing over 30000 people and most of them are kids
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
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WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
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Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
by Habibi48 December 28, 2023
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person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
by איבי January 1, 2024
Get the Palestine mug.When someone invades your country and colonizes it, then cry and play the victim when you, as an indigenous, expel them from the land after liberating it and taking it back from them.
Someone crying and playing the victim when expelling them from your land from whom you took it back after they had already colonized it.
Someone crying and playing the victim when expelling them from your land from whom you took it back after they had already colonized it.
Some people colonized my country, but we took it back from them and expelled them from it, now they are crying and playing the victim, they are just palestining.
by occupy_palestine November 24, 2023
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