Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.
He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.
by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023
Get the Palestined mug.Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
It is also a place in Texas.
by person@person June 18, 2025
Get the Palestine mug.Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.
The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.
Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.
As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.
Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.
Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.
As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.
Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025
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Get the Palestined mug.A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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Get the palestining mug.Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
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