Placing: (v.)-> To fuck. To pipe. To nail. To have intercourse with.
Guy One: "Why are you still fucking with that bitch Sophia?"
Guy Two: "I'm just trying to place bro."
Guy One: "Why are you still fucking with that bitch Sophia?"
Guy Two: "I'm just trying to place bro."
by WenYouG&YorMoney September 28, 2017
Get the Placing mug.The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at
Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.
by Jesus[MuthaFucking]Christ July 19, 2011
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by BTAS-K July 31, 2004
Get the paranoing mug.The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.
George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
by George Sfik September 24, 2011
Get the Planking mug.When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
by LubeyLube December 7, 2011
Get the parents planking mug.A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.
by _ice_pick June 13, 2011
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