expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave

You’re dumb ugly Expired mayo packet

by Smart Allen December 2, 2021

spice packet

verb: to exploit loop holes in an assignment, i.e. find the way to maximize the grade or performance review with the least amount of work.

Answering "no" to the first part of a two part question to avoid answering the second part, e.g.

Do you agree with the choice that was made? If, Yes then explain why.

Answer: No

"They really spice packeted that one"

Derived from T-Bone's development of the Super Spice Packet for their Product Planning course. Interviews consisted of wives, and the prototype was a piece of paper taped together

by Tyrone Bone November 29, 2007

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

Ghost packet

Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.

Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.

1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.

2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!

by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

by Joel the VI August 26, 2016

Pleasure Packet

A small packet made to hold cocaine. Made from the packets straws come in at fast food restraunts. You take the end of a straw packet, slip in some coke, and twist the end. It as a flawed way of carrying cocaine is it usually spills in your pocket.

Pleasure packets are mainly used by posers trying to seem cool. Only middle schoolers and high schoolers would make them, because those are the only cases where people would try to seem cool by talking about drugs.

Russel is that a Pleasure Packet? You are such a poser. I feel embarrased just to be talking to you

by superspecialawesomeburger November 7, 2010