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expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave
by Smart Allen December 2, 2021
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mayo packet

white person: we finna slay!
person: ok mayo packet
by ziggystarduzt June 14, 2022
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
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San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. April 3, 2009
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not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .
"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"
by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019
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three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).
I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!
by J-Tro May 12, 2016
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When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets
by Papi LeeMoney Liberati March 27, 2022
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