A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
She's the sweetest girl alive, such a beautiful soul. If you're ever lucky enough to have Sydney Packer in your life, never let her go. She's so beautiful and so kind. Whenever she walks into a room everyone looks to the door and says "wow"
by hghias;ldfkn December 03, 2018
a picky packer is a smiggy smagger that smockys his mac stick with a snack attacker patty wacker onion sacker picky packing packer
by packzonpackz December 17, 2020
Someone who is a fan of the Green Bay Packers American football team. They are usually dumb as a stump, inbred, drunk, disorderly, ugly, smelly, foul beasts. They beat their families every time their team loses, which is often. They think their shit doesn't stink, but believe me, Green Bay Packer fans have the smelliest turds of any professional sports teams in the country. They constantly live in the past, citing their team's Super Bowl wins, all but one of which occurred about 50 years ago. They are a whiny bunch of fans who live in the smelliest, smallest, most worthless city in America. Their state is populated by serial killers and losers. Their starting quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, only cares about putting up big numbers and constantly fails to live up to his statistics. He has never won a big game. Their defense, especially the linebackers, look like a bunch of ugly, fat, greasy and whiny biatches. Packer fans are, by far, the worst fans of any professional sports team.
by Big Higga Higga December 14, 2010
by steve-o April 21, 2004
When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.
by Glosmotorhead September 20, 2006