Profile Stalker

Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.

Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!

As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.

A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.

by heypresto December 14, 2010

black profile

A black profile is when the screen of a profile has a black background. It usually happens when the user is depressed or protesting something.

“My favorite instagramer has a black profile should I be worried??”

by Charlie-Greenland June 27, 2018

profigliano

The act of avoiding the laser mechanism that reverses the direction of a garage door when interrupted by someone breaking the beam of light.

Bob profiglianoed back into the garage after starting the car.

by GrizNitz July 30, 2015

high-profile

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.

Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Stylin n' profilin'

Look good- so fresh and clean

"Man she was stylin' n' profilin'" the admirer look as she walked passed him.

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Floss Profile

A Floss Profile is used to differentiate urban rappers based on their ostentatious and sometimes laughable jewelery choices. Distinct floss profiles exist for most of the Atlanta Ghetto scene including Gucci Mane who is particularly easy to profile based on his large head dress, ruby clock inserts, and diamond floss fingerprint. A catalog exists in much the same way Orca Whales are classified in the Pacific Northwest by their surface markings.

YO Son, I just peeped on Lil' Fresh JIZ in his new LAMBO. I could tell it was him by the Floss Profile he was sportin' you HEARD?

by jpervis June 13, 2010

Profing it

Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness

Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it

by masterme21 June 29, 2015