Jennings Principle

"When the cost of efficiency is greater than the cost of inefficiency"

when the cost and efficiency to build the wall in a factory and ship it, is actually more than the having the inefficient carpenter build it onsite is the Jennings Principle at work.

by Texasrekey January 1, 2015

Archimede's principle

An object is immersed in a fluid is buoyed up by a force equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by the object.

When I got in the tub, the water level rose. Must be Archimede's principle.

by IrresistableAshGirl July 16, 2010

Breezy’s Principle of Objects

A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”

Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely

Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before

Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul

by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020

rolling principle

The Rolling Principle is the simple logic of rolling between the number 1 and 100. The principle states that when Man A rolls a number, man B will never be able to win the roll, no matter how man other people roll on it. this does not mean Man A will win the roll, it just means Man. B will not.

The Rolling Principle:

Man (A) rolls a 54.
Man (B) rolls a 61.
Man (C) rolls a 75.
Man (B) did not win the roll, because man (A) rolled as well.

by Ungoldleeeeey October 22, 2009

F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle

The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.

I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.

by actionjackson450 June 23, 2019

H by 12 Principle

high by 12 noon, hammered by 12 am.
To live one's life by this principle or merely a suggestion for the daily activities.

I live by the H by 12 Principle!..

or..

"hey, why dont we h by 12 tomorrow..it's been a rough week"

also, Hx12

by Alexandra Thomas October 30, 2007