pause your game

To tell someone to stop talking or to stop someone from progressing with a certain course of action.

1. Daddy! Pause your game!
2. Baby, pause your game for a minute and go hit on someone else.

by RED-B January 5, 2019

jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones

Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!

by Professional standards September 12, 2021

kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018

MLG Poser Wannabes

People who think they are "pro" at a certain game. Usually Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War. Their gamertags are so retarted and Use UppEr CaSe and LoWer CaSe like ThiS, Use of more leterssss, two ii's, z's, x's, o's, v's etc. They also have a bio that consists of foreign characters that you have to squint your eyes to read that shit. They talk alot of smack and usually mod. Most of them aren't even that good. They promote how "GB" they are and promote their lame youtube channel. They buy Gamerpics such as, Konsole Kings, and MLG Picture Packs. They use vocabulary such as "BK Randy, Scrub, Get Slapped, Get Smacked, etc." They are very easy to find in call of duty game modes such as "Search and Destroy, Demolition, Ground War, and Domination." Their Gamertags would look like: iToo SiiCK, iiTz DropShoTzz, o Examplezz o, Communticationzzz, GeT o SLaPPeD, etc. They range from 13 year olds to 30+ who need to get a job.

Dude, those guys "Communicatez" and "LeGiiT ShOtZ" are such MLG Poser Wannabes, just look at their motto and bio, and they are like 13 years old.

by Thward October 18, 2010

Indie Poser

Someone who immediately puts some obscure indie band on their iPod after it was featured on some show (The O.C., Scrubs etc.) and try to act like they are cool and knew who they were all along.

After Eels was on The O.C. everyone become indie posers and downloaded their album.

by Brody K. January 31, 2007

poser

1.one who pretends to be someone whose not.
2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

An Avril Lavigne fan

"Like oh my god! She is not pop, dammit! She is totally punk rawk!"

by pool May 15, 2003

Potter Poser

One who pretends to be the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, when in all reality they have only seen the movies and have not read the books.

Person 1: AHH!! Harry Potter!! I love Harry Potter!! YAY YAY YAY!! NEW MOVIE!!!
Person 2: Shut up. You don't even know what a Horcrux is.
Person 1: Who cares! I love me my HP!
Person 2: Ya stupid Potter Poser

by thekidwiththescar January 1, 2011