by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004
1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.
"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."
by xxx_YoloSwag_xxx July 07, 2015
1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
by cpt bizarro November 08, 2007
Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.
For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.
For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.
by B.S. December 09, 2004
by Stead February 12, 2008
by Poonie! :D August 18, 2010
When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!
by sirjamesalot August 22, 2008