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Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.
While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds
by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011
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Pitty Kitty

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.
After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.
by Brandingo June 20, 2011
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pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.
I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.
by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012
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Pittsburgh Frank

A variation of the Portland Frank that replaces mustard with Heinz ketchup.
Portland Franks are traditional, but Pittsburgh Franks are true to the city.
by Power of 4 June 18, 2012
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Pittypuff

When your friend brings over inferior weed but you still smoke it so as not to be rude.
Clint's weed wasn't very good but you know I had to pittypuff it.
by stingypuma September 3, 2013
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Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.
Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant
by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016
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Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron
by LarryGreen May 29, 2016
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