Ping

Finger into the anus

"Ping!"
Baha my finger in your butthole!

by ub3r n00b! pwn's yu March 31, 2007

Pinging

After a long sesh of gaming or taking drugs, your eyes are mad fucking itchy and you just feel like laughing all the time even tho your eyes are in pain

Dude i gotta go off now, my eyes are pinging!
Mate just wait after we finish this line a cock and we will go way you, ya total pinging wankstain

by pyrophobix February 27, 2020

Ping

1. The rate of lag in a LAN or an internet connection

2. Statement used when having a general feeling of happiness. As opposed to blargh

1. "this computer has a high ping rate"
2. "your hair looks nice" "ping!"

by Andrew L. February 25, 2004

ping

to lose all thought and control

I don't know what happened, I pinged out and when I came back my hands where
all bloody and he was a mess!

by Jon B'ham February 3, 2004

Ping

1. to fall asleep instantaneously, without warning
2. the sound heard just before slipping out of consciousness

"that chick just pinged straight out"
"man i'm so tired, i think i'm gonna just ping right here"
"that movie was so boring, i pinged during the opening credits"

by lenzekki November 10, 2007

ping

1 to deal 1 point of damage to a creature or player in the card game Magic the Gathering.
2 Can also be used for dealing any small amount of damage

"I'll ping you with my prodical sorcerer"
"I'll ping you for 2"

by H Dineley January 29, 2004

pinge

Urge or seemingly insatiable craving

He felt the pinge to over indulge.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008