Petaphil

when someone older than you, seems really nice and gives you money but really wants sexual relations with you.

god, that Petaphil keeps on calling me to play basketball but we all know he just wants a rimjob

by jh20s May 3, 2010

Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

pedophile

Minecraft YouTubers

Jonny: Hey I make Minecraft videos on YouTube.
Billy: Are you a pedophile?

by XxXPu$$yDe$troyerXxX January 12, 2018

Pedalphile

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to bicycle pedals.

2. A fixed-gear bike gang from Madison, WI.

1. Richard made love to his bicycle last night. He is such a pedalphile.

2. The Pedalphiles cruised down University Avenue, leaving a wake of debauchery, tomfoolery, and attractive screaming women.

by fischstix September 26, 2007

Pedophile Patch

A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.

When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

Reverse pedophile

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.

Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!

by iloveoldmen May 14, 2011