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i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.
Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!
by Lightly pencilling January 4, 2014
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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
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Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
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I has pencil

Epic Kahoot! name and remember if you loose Kahoot! play kashoot you also get head
Jack “ oi jen I has pencil
Jen (gives jack hed).

Lucky jack
by I has pencil November 17, 2020
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The Pencil Test

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.
by Sprvxn December 31, 2006
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Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.
1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
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pencil

An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.
*throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".
by Casserole March 21, 2003
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