Slush Puppies

To come over your partners breasts.

I just shot my load over her tits, it looks like a spilt slush puppies.

by Davie Scott December 20, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Pappiness

Pappiness is the feeling of joy of becoming or being a father.

The day he saw the first ultrasound images of his offspring's heart beating was the first time he felt the bliss of pappiness.

by MAC Daddy August 6, 2012

Pappiss

When a female accidentally urinates on the doctor’s hand during a pelvic exam.

During my annual exam the doctor induced a pappiss, and I made quite a mess.

by D. Lane June 1, 2022

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008

Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8

As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."

by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012