organised religion

n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.

From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.

by [e-mail] May 16, 2010

Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization

In June 2022, Roe v. Wade, which protects a woman's right to abortion across the United States, was struck down in this case by a Republican-majority Supreme Court. This case is a huge blow to women's rights, and, if Justice Clarence Thomas is to be believed, might even lead to the further erosion of hard-fought 14th amendment civil rights, including same-sex marriage and interracial marriage.

In June 2022, SCOTUS overturned the landmark decision of Roe v. Wade in the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization case, making abortion no longer a protected right in the United States.

by SpicyCuttlefish June 24, 2022

Non-Profit Spam Organization

A person who sends many e-spams, aka non-profit spams.

Damn it! Lydia sent me another e-spam... She's a regular Non-Profit Spam Organization

by bunytou February 18, 2011

North Atlantic Terrorist Organization

The largest terror group in the world, it has destroyed many third world countries during and post cold war. Its main goal is spreading imperialism as it is the most important American/Western interest.

"What does NATO stand for? Wrong answers only."
"North Atlantic Terrorist Organization."
"I said wrong answers only, North Atlantic Terrorist Organization is the largest terror group in the world."

by nar_nn August 13, 2022

The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom

The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!

by SJangles January 20, 2009

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

organized mumbling

When you mumble in an organized major, mumble rap

*trys to sing but just mumbles words*
Dude chill you're just organized mumbling

by Daddylooo June 4, 2018