wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.

Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!

by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011

offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".

Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".

by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016

Offing

The sea between the horizon and the offshore

There was an ominous cloud in the offing.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!

CS GO Counter Strike Global Offensive

by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 11, 2013

offend.tk

A horribly offensive web site whose only intention was to affront, aggrieve, anger, annoy, antagonize, be disagreeable, chop, cool, cut up, disgruntle, disgust, disoblige, distress, disturb, exasperate, fret, gall, horrify, hurt, insult, irritate, jar, miff, nauseate, nettle, outrage, pain, pique, provoke, repel, repulse, rile, shock, sicken, sin, slight, slur, snub, sting, transgress, trespass, and upset seemingly innocent AIM users.

Conch Lord: I got laid off from Cable Vison in 1996
gLaMoRgUrL412: hard to explain my ass... tell me where u got my s/n for real

by Conch Lord August 2, 2004

Offensitive

Being sensitive to people who get offended too often.

“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”

by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022