Omaha Westside

Half ghetto half rich kid school in Omaha, they only sometimes cum in turnovers.

Did you hear how Omaha Westside demolished Creighton prep?

by Pineapple turnovers October 18, 2019

Omahole

Pronunciation: Oma-'hOl
Function: noun

1a.
Any U.S. Midwestern city with a population that’s majority Caucasian, conservative with limited culture and sophistication

1b.
A city with less than 1 million people where it's progressive citizens are embarrassed to admit where they live

2a.
A town or city that is predominantly flown over by coastal travelers

2b.
Any small Midwestern city that takes air travels at least two flights to reach it

Origin: Current and former citizens of Omaha, Nebraska

I yearn to live in Omahole and only eat meat and potatoes.

You don't believe in evolution? You must be from Omahole.

I have to fly over Omahole to reach New York.

We finally reached Omahole after five hours and two layovers.

by Joe Ricketts February 4, 2006

Omaha

Money, loot, paper, cheese, chedda, scrilla, ends, benjamins, green, dead presidents, scratch, stacks, loot cakes

1) Damn homey, I gotta get that Omaha! If you wanna get laid you gotta get paid

2) That cat is always on the paper chase...that's how he stacks that omaha so fat!

by parchador October 14, 2010

East Omaha

East Omaha, a former industrial suburb of Omaha, Nebraska founded by interests of the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Railroad. White Lead and Box factories two of the leading employers prior to World War I. Once a small community of urban truck farms with some Danish influence. This disappeared once the airport was located there in the 1930s. Primary railroad service was by the Illinois Central through its Omaha Bridge & Terminal Railway subsidiary

Carter White Lead Company. Omaha Box. Illinois Central Railroad. East Omaha Street Railway. East Omaha Land Company

by Travis Pavelka November 22, 2011

Obamahood

See; Greece
Fast-forward 10 years and see; the United States

the act of disincentivizing ambition, wealth, and progress. Man's struggle with himself is the battle of lethargy v ambition. By taking away from the rich (ambitious) and giving to the poor (lethargic) through socialist tax tactics, man will have no reason to aspire to greatness. Incentivizing lethargy secures the end of progress and humanity will have no choice but to enter a stage of de-evolution. Why work when you will not reap the benefits of what you sow, but instead have to support those unwilling to do what is necessary to allocate themselves on the appropriate side of the v.

I had big dreams and ambitions. I was going to be a captain of industry. But now thanks to Obamahood the harder i work the better off someone other than me is while my standard of living remains the same so i guess I'll just free ride like everyone else in my entitlement society.

by Sir Charles Brown the First May 15, 2010

Omaha, Nebraska

The city where they ride tractors to work and on Friday nights the teenagers play "spit-in-the-can"

"I am going on vacation to Omaha, Nebraska!"
"Bring a straw hat."

by Sarah Jessica Horse Shit February 14, 2012

omaha slip and slide

Omaha slip and slide: is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.

Dude, I had the best night ever last night! I got home from work and my old lady was totally down for an omaha slip and slide. She's amazing..

by his goose March 3, 2010