Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.

Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.

by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016

Send nuclear launch codes

Send nudes (send NUclear launch coDES)

ay girl can you send NUclear launch coDES?

by Not a dawn January 9, 2017

nuclear

NUCLEAR
Pronunciation : new-kleer (former) , new-kyoo-lihr (future, perhaps current)

*Of, relating to, or forming a nucleus.
*Of, or relatin, atomic nuclei.
*Using or derived from the energy of atomic nuclei; atomic.

*A class of weapons, usually bombs and missiles, contents usually atomic or hydrogen.
*Any type of weapon, usually bomb or missile, be it atomic or hydrogen, that is derived off of atomic energy.

"America's MOAB is the anti nuclear bomb."

by Dave April 16, 2004

Nuclear Turtle

When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.

My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!

by TurtleBomber October 1, 2010

nuclear ass detonation

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.

"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"

by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008

kick up the nuclear 5

To move into high gear. In referrence to the five nuclear warheads that were "unaccounted for" by the U.S. Airforce during a three-hour period on Aug. 30, 2007. A derrivative of the phrase "kick it into high gear."

"Let's kick up the nuclear 5 and peace out of here."

by Josie Perez-Martinez June 2, 2008

Nuclear Dutch Oven

Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.

Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!

by Choicelink May 13, 2010