numpty

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

by not really me November 2, 2003

numpty

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

by E*** April 8, 2008

Numptynut

A mad or hyper person who is also crazy.

I am a numptynut, so here I am. Me!

by Numptynut February 25, 2009

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Numetal

A new generation of metal that isn't as good as old metal. It's generic and the guitar is kinda cheesy with lots of detuned guitars and 7 strings usually, with a mix of clean n heavy vocals.

Examples of numetal bands: Korn and Slipknot

by slipperywalrus June 14, 2013

Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

by xXTikaXx January 12, 2007

numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) May 9, 2006