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The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
by B-Jazzle March 13, 2010
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scholar

a person who is highly educated or has an aptitude for study.
"Mr. Bell declares himself no scholar"
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
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scholar

The word "scholar" can definitely refer to a learned person, but it's not the most common term for a student. Here are a couple of options that might be more fitting:

The aspiring young scholar poured over her textbooks late into the night. (This emphasizes her studious nature.)

He received a scholarship to attend college, becoming a dedicated student in pursuit of his degree. (This is a more general term for someone enrolled in a learning institution.)
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
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Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
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armchair scholar

An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.
Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!
by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023
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Muskie Scholar Challenge

A challenge established at Muskingum University by two Class of 2020 students to have sex in every academic building on campus without being caught by other students or faculty
They only have one more building to go to complete the Muskie Scholar Challenge
by muskiedudebro April 13, 2021
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Sarca-scholar

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.
He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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