Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

nonce

british slang term for a pedo/pedophile
also overused by 12 year olds

Mr Jenkins is such a nonce. Ew.

by topshaggerinz May 5, 2019

Nonce

Slang word for pedophile often used by youths

Josh vicarage is a nonce he asked a yr 8 for nudes

by Nonce Hunter January 18, 2019

Nonce

John Conteh

Child; Please Do not touch me you nonce.
John Conteh; Lmao no.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 4, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe someone who keeps their chocolate stored in a refrigerator.

"Who keeps chocolate in the fridge? you're a nonce!"

by ThePenisLiquor October 5, 2019