Nolan

He wishes he was king but he isn’t. He is a bich ( Felicia). I’m better than him!

Someone: Ugh who is that?
Me: is he ugly
Someone: yes

Me: then he is a Nolan

by Wassupboiii May 18, 2018

Nolan

The motherfucker who's in a class with everyone. A Nolan is typically a cocky individual, being in Physical Education (P.E.) with a Nolan is extremely difficult.

Although a Nolan is typically quite attractive, this will not take away from his terrible personality. A Nolan is usually a Football playing or soccer playing son of a bitch.

" I feel so bad for you!"

"Why?"

"You have P.E. with Nolan."

"Aww, I had no idea, man. That blows!"

by a_rndm_grl_amngst_ppl October 7, 2016

nolan

A term used to define a slightly rotund male of caucasian ancestry. A Nolan is often found with odd glasses, greasy dreadlocks, and an awkward sence of fashion. A Nolan can usually be found ripping his bong or eating a lot of food due to the "munchies"

Did you see that dude in the shaggin-waggin?

Ya man, he was such a Nolan

by Zack McCormack November 18, 2007

Nolan

A Cute lil Baby. A tiny girl. A cutie pie.

Look at that girl. She's such a Nolan!

by Jackalman December 9, 2007

nolan

adj/n - A modern day white "urcle" and a mooch.

"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"Sheesh, stop acting like a nolan."

by burgerkingsx September 20, 2009

Nolan

Amazing in bed and also a sexy beast usaly plays sports and is seen in nice clothes

Wow that's a keeper aka nolan

by Kristen_0909 January 13, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is a fucking retard who literally sucks dick for a living. A Nolan is a nice guy, but he is always horny. Stay away from Nolans, they will try to dick you down whether you are a female or not.

Oh fuck oh shit Nolan’s coming hide your asshole

by BruhDoundeffect#2 May 21, 2019