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noobsim

a cluster of buildings in a base belonging to a noob
Just protect your noobsim. Daniel and I are gonna attack.
by bonaparte312 May 24, 2011
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nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.
That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)
by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011
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nobbling

'I'm extremely nobbling.'
by #nobblingisaword April 18, 2015
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Nobber Lads

100% culchies. Absolute animals. Would plow through anything that stands in their way. Shifting the young-one's Up in Carrick Is where you'd Find most of them. Big units That would run ye over In their Tractors.If ye mess with One You'd have big man Seamus Doherty To plow ye down into the ground hy.
Townies: 'ah shite Here come the nobber lads we stand no chance'
Nobber lad: 'bejesus now Don't start on me or you'd get Fucked hy'
by KWoodBaller November 2, 2018
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Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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Bone Nobbin

Nate: Dude, It's true.. I licked your bone nobbin and you didn't notice!
Dana: You licked my what?
by TheGreatBubbz December 4, 2012
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Granny nobber

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.
by chunky monkey meat man June 5, 2010
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