Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

Nob-chance

A person who fancies their chances in a impossible or unrealistic situation.

A person who thinks maybe getting something when it was never offered to them in first place.
A person who cheekily asks for freebies when they are already getting a great deal.

"That customer is a nob-chance, I already gave him a great deal and now he wants extras!"

by Slobotham October 6, 2018

nob on

when one's penis becomes erect

That pervert's got a nob on!

by kristan james caryl August 30, 2008

Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.

A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know

by Todd Bowden July 16, 2008

NOB ROT

He who's nob is rotting

"Have you heard,Nobby shagged that bird from the 24hr garage". "Yeah I heard about that.He'll have Nobrot for sure.She's Fuckin' Rank

by joel dolben November 25, 2003

nob jockey

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.

Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.

by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

nob wallet

a little cotten sac that protects ur penis from the dangers of the outside world

hahahahah look at that nob wallet on channel 5

by micheal February 1, 2005