Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

Fax no printer

Created by Cannon Christensen in Tennessee, fax no printer is a humorous term used to describe something agreeable

Bro Keaton is mid
Fax no printer

by Willbilliam October 3, 2023

Printer

a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

by nootnootforever October 10, 2022

Dumb printer

A really fucking dumb idiot kid

Wow he’s actually mentally unstable, he must be a dumb printer

by Hey hoes <3 March 19, 2019

schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.

Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”

by thekingggg April 28, 2024

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023