ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something
"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."
by Heather (Ya Know) October 07, 2008
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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.
"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
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Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)
Above the glass ceiling: Triple H
Below the glass ceiling: Chris Jericho
by CM Oreo April 04, 2004
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ceiling boob

A ceiling boob is a type of light on the ceiling that resembles the female's breasts
Woah, your light looks like a ceiling boob!
by GillyLikesUnicorns February 17, 2015
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Pyrex ceiling

The glass ceiling for woman in the culinary world.
Sadly woman had to raise and then shatter the Pyrex ceiling of the culinary world in the 1940s -1960s. Sadly, there are still some fairly large shards of glass remaining.
by mlhiss August 13, 2020
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Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.
Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?
by imryan October 04, 2013
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Electric Ceiling

The prohibitive inability to interface competently with digital and electronic devices, typically but not always associated with the pre-digital native generation; often erroneously attributed to pre-millennials.

Not necessarily dependent on age, but manifests more obviously in a generation unfamiliar with electronic devices. Symptoms of the digital ceiling extent beyond computer literacy and competency, into institutional and attitudinal deficits toward technology; companies that do not recognize the threats and advantages of the digital world.

Someone that has hit the 'electric ceiling' is said to be limited by a profound lack of capacity regarding understanding technology, and it's implementation. They are superseded by a generation of people with an intuitive comprehension of computers and technical aptitude.

The world is currently entering a phase wherein digital natives (having come of age) are assuming key positions; which serves to magnify the effects of the 'Electric ceiling' among their counterparts.
"We struggling to overcome to the electric ceiling in persuading the board to take Cyber Security seriously, they don't realize the implications of potential data breaches"

"I tried to teach my mom how to use the DVR, but she hit the electric ceiling a long time ago"
by ScottnAndy January 15, 2018
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