nine kinds

1.Something that you raise.

2. Raising nine kinds is similar to raising Hell.
3. A phrase used mostly in the southern United States.

If you do not shut up, I will raise nine kinds.
We went out and raised nine kinds last night!

by Krobs90 November 18, 2014

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008

nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

by DarthXanax December 15, 2013

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

nine from behind

A girl who you can't see from the front, or maybe isn't good looking from the front, but looks damn good from behind. The nine, of course, refers to the 2nd-highest rating on the standard scale from 1-10.

Guy #1: Damn, look at the ass on that brunette!
Guy #2: Careful, she could be a nine from behind.

by supaDISC January 17, 2008

Nine Rope

It is an ejaculation of nine consecutive semen ejections. Nine full ropes of cum. Nine strands of semen.

Porn star load.
"Oh dude I nine roped that bitch"
"Shit man I nine roped that ho"
"I'll nine rope your face"
"Damn that dude nine roped that chic"

by JV the word master February 13, 2009

nine juan juan

When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.

"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"

by adventx July 23, 2017