nicemodernism

Nicemodernism is, at its core, a rejection of the post-modern refusal to take a positive stand. Rather than blithely accept the hipster paradigm that "cool" may be measured only by semantically null snobbery and arcane knowledge, the nicemodernists strive for a self-actualized understanding of what makes them happy. Nicemodernists reject the negativity and self-denying deconstructivism spawned by the pervasive fear of the Cold War era in favor of a delightfully clever Weltanschauung of self-love. Thus, there is no set style of dress or list of bands by which nicemodernists may be identified, but only an attitude of personal responsibility for one's own happiness. In a sense, it may be considered a modern outgrowth of Epicureanism tempered by the pressures of modern urban life.

The preps scorned me for liking to code; the goths rejected me for my freckles; the geeks begrudged me my rock climbing hobby - only the nicemodernists accepted that I could enjoy what I liked, and disregard the rest.

by NCC August 29, 2005

nicko

something ratty, nerdy, ungrateful, the worst kind of personality you could possibly have

If you dont stop being such a nicko you are going to get bashed

by tahliah December 24, 2006

nickfosterjokes

nick is a disgusting man who makes videos about raping woman and calls it dark humour call me snowflake idc but that’s horrible

oh look it’s a nickfosterjokes they gross

by djcuejxjvvjfjwjf July 22, 2020

Nickolodeon Cartoons

Really stupid, cheap, and often disgusting cartoons that have little if any charm and horrible animation. Most often have no point, not even humor. In addition, while cartoons that teach kids "valuable lessons" are quite stupid (but not as stupid as these), Nikolodeon cartoons teach kids to be stupid and disgusting.

A true shame to the world of animation.

My kids will never watch the Nikolodeon channel as long as I live.

by minari-naga August 12, 2004

Nickol

The act of visiting someone's home and defecating in their toilet then leaving it there intentionally without flushing for the purpose of amusement.

Charlie came over last night and Nickol'd my house and then laughed about it all night.

That Charlie has one sick-o sense of humor.

by MyraMaines January 9, 2009

Nickolous

A small penis person that likes to jerk of to furry, minecraft, midget porn, and likes to watch minecraft how to's. He acts like a retard. Also a pedophile
Pronounced: (autistic) or (retarded)

LOLOOL, Nickolous just asked me to HOCO... EWWWWWWW.... He took his pants off!!!! Hes raping me!!!

by THE REAL TRUTH OF RETARDS November 7, 2017

Nickfosterjokes

The CEO of satire. A master of trolling who can cause a ❄ to rage in mere seconds. Truly a master of dark humor.

Do you like dark humor? Then you should definitely check out Nickfosterjokes.

by NeoMatrix360 July 20, 2020